Fide et Amore

May 20

When people are looking at my keyboard while typing my password

laugh-addict:

Here take a closer look!

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unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

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“I am left knowing that I love you more than my own skin.” — Frida Kahlo (via superrjew)

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ethereo: wolves-speedwell (by dfbphotos)

ethereo:

wolves-speedwell (by dfbphotos)

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May 19

zubat: citgo: bonerbae: Elephant Hawk Moth (deilephila elpenor) caterpillar mimicking a snake. When startled, the caterpillar draws its trunk into its foremost body segment. This posture resembles a snake with a large head and four large eye-like patches. this is so fucked up This is so radical

zubat:

citgo:

bonerbae:

Elephant Hawk Moth (deilephila elpenor) caterpillar mimicking a snake. When startled, the caterpillar draws its trunk into its foremost body segment. This posture resembles a snake with a large head and four large eye-like patches.

this is so fucked up

This is so radical

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corgiaddict: IT’S SUNDOG!!

corgiaddict:

IT’S SUNDOG!!

corgiaddict: gatsbyadventures: Scout’s first day at Puppy Preschool went well. She learned the “name game” (you call her name, and if she looks, you click & then treat), “watch”, and “sit.” Towards the end, she got to go on the A-frame (sort of a confidence building exercise). She went up and down just fine. No fear. There’s this one guy there though who was pretty annoying. Here’s a sample conversation: Dumb Dude: “What’s your puppy’s name?” Us: “Scout.” Dumb Dude: “How old is he?” Us: “oh, she’s actually a girl, and she’s 11 weeks tomorrow.” Minutes later… Dumb Dude: “Where’s his tail?” Us: “She doesn’t have one.” Dumb Dude: “oh, poor Scott. Wait — is his name Scott or Scoudge?” “Scoudge”? REALLY? Ugh. Keep in mind that this guy heard us many times during class say “Scout” and “good GIRL, Scout!” Yet, at the end, he still called her “Scott.” Even the trainer was like, “uh, you mean Scout? Her name is Scout.” Scout should shoot him one of her many looks of disapproval.

corgiaddict:

gatsbyadventures:

Scout’s first day at Puppy Preschool went well. She learned the “name game” (you call her name, and if she looks, you click & then treat), “watch”, and “sit.” Towards the end, she got to go on the A-frame (sort of a confidence building exercise). She went up and down just fine. No fear.

There’s this one guy there though who was pretty annoying. Here’s a sample conversation:

Dumb Dude: “What’s your puppy’s name?”
Us: “Scout.”
Dumb Dude: “How old is he?”
Us: “oh, she’s actually a girl, and she’s 11 weeks tomorrow.”

Minutes later…
Dumb Dude: “Where’s his tail?”
Us: “She doesn’t have one.”
Dumb Dude: “oh, poor Scott. Wait — is his name Scott or Scoudge?”

“Scoudge”? REALLY? Ugh.

Keep in mind that this guy heard us many times during class say “Scout” and “good GIRL, Scout!” Yet, at the end, he still called her “Scott.” Even the trainer was like, “uh, you mean Scout? Her name is Scout.”

Scout should shoot him one of her many looks of disapproval.

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corgiaddict: ensignau: Apparently this happened today. What is going on here. CORGI AIRLIFT DEVICES?? I couldn’t carry 35 pounds of Corg on my shoulder. He needs a rolly bag. 

corgiaddict:

ensignau:

Apparently this happened today.

What is going on here. CORGI AIRLIFT DEVICES??

I couldn’t carry 35 pounds of Corg on my shoulder. He needs a rolly bag. 

hopesbluelight: Had these last night

hopesbluelight:

Had these last night

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lamaie:  

lamaie:

 

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